13:30, 2008-Aug-11
Check out the fresh-faced cuteness of brunette bombshell Cassandra Calogera. At first glance, she looks like a busty chick you might bump into working at a Starbucks or a local sandwich shop. But don't be fooled...Cassandra is a total freak and a skank to boot. How can you tell? Notice the first dead giveaway: The lip piercing. Chicks with facial piercings put out, man. The bling on their faces is pretty much an indicator of where they want you to coat their mug with your sauce. Second indicator? The wife beater tank top she has on. Why? It's easily ripped off and it looks great soaking wet. The third sure sign that she wants to get nailed? The huge tramp stamp on her pelvis. Chicks with tattoos by their girly parts are letting you know that they want your eyes to focus on the prize, so they place a big tattoo near it so you look at it. It's like an X-marks-the-spot scenario. So now that you know that Cassandra is a dirty girl who loves to hump and fuck and pretty much be all over cocks whenever she can, what do you do? You encourage her behavior, that's what? How? You stick your dick in her, man, because if a hot, big-titted chick wants to own her inner sluttiness and show us just how fun her funbags really are, then who are we to stop her? Check out Cassandra in a tit-filled, tit-soaked wet t-shirt dance off. Then she gets naked and she hops right on the baloney pony and rides like a good, little cowgirl. You know what the ultimate test of a chick's ho factor is? If she will fuck you like a pro right on the bathroom floor. And guess what? Cassandra will.
